Yankees: first two innings zero balls in play. The apocalypse approaching?

The horror. The horror.

St. Louis Cardinals at New York Yankees Box Score, April 15, 2017
Yankees 3, Cardinals 2

Bottom of the 1st, Yankees Batting, Tied 0-0, Cardinals' Carlos Martinez facing 1-2-3
b1	0-0	0	---	7,(3-2)		NYY	Brett Gardner	Carlos Martinez	3%	58%	Walk
b1	0-0	0	1--	5,(3-1)		NYY	Aaron Hicks	Carlos Martinez	5%	64%	Walk; Gardner to 2B
b1	0-0	0	12-	3,(0-2)	O	NYY	Chris Carter	Carlos Martinez	-5%	59%	Strikeout Swinging
b1	0-0	1	12-	2,(1-0)		NYY	Jacoby Ellsbury	Carlos Martinez	5%	63%	Passed Ball; Gardner to 3B; Hicks to 2B
b1	0-0	1	-23	6,(3-2)	O	NYY	Jacoby Ellsbury	Carlos Martinez	-7%	56%	Strikeout Swinging
b1	0-0	2	-23	1,(0-0)	R	NYY	Starlin Castro	Carlos Martinez	8%	63%	Wild Pitch; Gardner Scores/No RBI; Hicks to 3B
b1	1-0	2	--3	5,(3-1)		NYY	Starlin Castro	Carlos Martinez	1%	64%	Walk
b1	1-0	2	1-3	6,(3-2)		NYY	Chase Headley	Carlos Martinez	2%	66%	Walk; Castro to 2B
b1	1-0	2	123	5,(0-2)	O	NYY	Greg Bird	Carlos Martinez	-6%	60%	Strikeout Looking
									1 run, 0 hits, 0 errors, 3 LOB. Cardinals 0, Yankees 1.

Bottom of the 2nd, Yankees Batting, Ahead 1-0, Cardinals' Carlos Martinez facing 8-9-1
b2	1-0	0	---	4,(0-2)	O	NYY	Kyle Higashioka	Carlos Martinez	-2%	64%	Strikeout Swinging
b2	1-0	1	---	3,(0-2)	O	NYY	Ronald Torreyes	Carlos Martinez	-1%	62%	Strikeout Swinging
b2	1-0	2	---	5,(3-1)		NYY	Brett Gardner	Carlos Martinez	1%	63%	Walk
b2	1-0	2	1--	6,(3-2)		NYY	Aaron Hicks	Carlos Martinez	2%	65%	Walk; Gardner to 2B
b2	1-0	2	12-	3,(0-2)	O	NYY	Chris Carter	Carlos Martinez	-4%	61%	Strikeout Swinging
									0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 2 LOB. Cardinals 0, Yankees 1.

All walks and all strike outs. No fielders involved. Baseball is devolving.